Marriage Not On My Mind - Flavour

Ada ada‘ crooner, Chinedu Okoli popularly known as Flavour N’abania has made some revelations that you need to read about.


 
The Nigerian singer, songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and performer who is a graduate of University of Nigeria, Nsukka has made it known in a new interview with Punch some private things.

The singer who overtime has had ladies fighting over him on social media made it known that marriage is not in his books for now at all. The Enugu state native who recently got a baby from one of the ladies fighting over him.

“I don’t like to talk about being a father but I don’t have any plans for marriage right now and it is because my career is very demanding. I would always want to spend time with my family and it is not something I can do now because I am all over the place. I was raised in the proper way with my parents always watching over me and I want to do the same to my family. For now, I don’t want to get married”, the singer said.

He also revealed why he shows off his hot bod on social media in the raunchiest shots. And according to him, it’s because he is proud of what he has got. He spends time to keep fit and he is confident about his body. Flavour said:

“If I am not doing music, I love to work out and when I do that, I am confident enough to show my body on my social media accounts. If you call me a sex symbol, you are not lying. I feel it is a good thing for people to believe in themselves and be confident. I believe in hard work and it shows in my music and the way I work out at the gym. I exercise a lot and take out time to keep fit and maintain my physique.”

Meanwhile, few days back, Flavour’s baby mama, Sandra Okagbue and Anna Banner, former most beautiful in Nigeria were in hot chase of  the singer’s attention on Instagram. The handsome singer clocked 31 yesterday. It would be recalled that just few days ago,

6 Things Every Father Should Know About Their Daughters

It is however imperative to know that aside from the general upbringing of children, the girl child is somehow attached to her father. It is more of  a privilege to raise a girl than a burden
While taking care both sexes of your children is of utmost importance, the girl child is especially important because of her affiliation to her father. She looks at how her father treats her mum, how he goes about his fatherly duties and many more. These in turn have a way of drawing or carving out what kind of man she wants to be attracted to and many more.Here are however 10 top things you should know when fathering a girl child.
READ ALSO: How To Build Strong Relationships
#1 She wants to be loved. Much more than you can imagine, your daughter want a father figure that can be much more than an instructor, father-head and other things expected of a father. She wants you to love her even when she makes mistakes and let you down.
#2 You have an influence on her future partner. Just like it was made known earlier, it is so scary to think that the kind of man you are to her will have a direct impact on who she chooses to marry someday. But ‘sadly’,. that’s the truth. Be a good father and a good husband to her mother, then, she will want to marry someone like you!
#3 Make memories. Fill up your daughter’s emotional journal with memories of being with her dad. Most times, it is not only boredom or teenage exuberance that pushes young girls into untold events, it is all in the name of wanting to catch some fun with friends, making memories with people you do not even trust as a father. Go street cycling with her, go to the cinemas, let her be eager when weekends are approaching!
#4 Show up to her events. Yes, we live in a very busy ear but as dads of young daughters, career building shouldn’t take the whole of your time. Infact, not showing up at your daughter’s event is  a great sin. Make efforts always.
#5 Teach her that it’s not about her. Something amazing happens when we realize that the universe doesn’t spin around us. We’re not modeling it perfectly for our girls, but we’re trying to show them that life is best lived when we give ourselves away. To serve others. To go last. To not always have to be right.
#6 Don’t shrink back as she grows up. Most fathers believe when their daughters are of a particular age, then, they have less work. No! Actually as they grow, your work grows as a father. Engage your teenage daughters. Periods, boyfriends, shaving armpits, Facebook, whatever it is. Be their best friends. Don’t disappear when their emotions and bodies start changing.

Real reason why Sir Onukaogu was fired

t is no longer news that Sir Alwell Onukaogu has been fired from the post of the rector of Abia State Polytechnic, and to follow that up, he was apprehended by the EFCC,  just few months left for the expiration of his tenure, on charges of mismanagement of the institution and embezzlement of the school funds amounting to hundreds of millions of Naira

On one hand, this seems unprofessional and disappointing, but news from Inside Aspoly disclose that this might be a political strategy to truncate Sir Alwell's resignation from his post and make him available and ready to be one of the running mates in the contest for the Senate House positions in the upcoming elections.

Source disclosed that Sir Alwell showed interest in obtaining a seat in the Senate House but his Post as the Rector of ASPOLY was a thousand barrier to his ambition, hence he needs to quit his position one way or the other in order to pick up papers for the Senate house posts, and the only way to come to this end was a sack later and in order to make it seem too real, a follow up with apprehension.
Yet, it is unsure if these information is totally true, as more investigations is being carried out by the EFCC on the way about of the Institution's funds.

Breaking News: EFCC ARRESTS SACKED ABIA POLY RECTOR OVER MONUMENTAL FRAUD IN THE INSTITUTION

Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC this afternoon picked the sacked Rector of the Abia state Polytechnic Aba Sir Allwell Onukaogu over what it calls monumental fraud involving the state government and the management of the institution and running into over N86 Billion.

Lecturers in the institution of Monday embarked on indefinite strike over their 6 months unpaid salaries and the non academic staff is said to have joined the strike over the same issue.

The state government on Tuesday sacked the Rector of the institution due to undisclosed reasons and today instructed the institution's bursar to embark on a compulsory leave.

The Sun newspapers had, in recent editions, reported sickening decay in higher institutions in Abia State, where lecturers in such institutions were eating the bread of sorrow, due to months of unpaid salaries.

Abia University Lecturers currently on strike over unpaid salaries. ABSUTH workers may begin strike next week

#MyRoadsWorseThanYours: Nigerians Shame Government

A social media campaign, #MyRoadIsWorseThanYours, sparkled a wave of activity among Nigerians as they started to share examples of the country’s worst highways trying to shame the authorities into action.


Bomb crater-sized potholes, roads resembling muddy rivers in the annual rainy season and some unrecognisable even as public thoroughfares have been posted online.
Many roads lack proper drainage, turning them into swimming pools within minutes of a downpour; roadside culverts overflow; tarmac disintegrates; traffic lights and road signs are often absent. (Scroll down for photos)
“Here’s one Lagos road (state governor Babatunde) Fashola needs to repair fast,” says one tweet, with a picture of a motorcyclist navigating a flooded road, with water nearly up to his saddle.
Reportedly, Africa’s leading economy and oil producer claims to have pumped 1.4 trillion naira into infrastructure improvements since 1999.
A lot of tweets underline seriousness of this problem, users want to know why the roads are so bad.
According to Olanrewaju Adenekan who is a clearing agent at Lagos’ main port of Apapa, the traffic situation is bad. “I spend between four and five hours for a journey that should take less than one hour,” he told AFP.
Adenekan owns two cars but prefers to take public transport because it is cheaper — and also because the badly maintained roads take a debilitating toll on his vehicles.
“Nigerians spend a lot of money on maintaining their vehicles because of potholes, which damage tyres, wheel rims, shock absorbers and other components,” said quantity surveyor Alani Amusa.

Actor OC Ukeje Set To Marry

One of Nollywood’s most eligible bachelors, OC Ukeje is set to walk down the aisle with his heartrob.

Nollywood Actor OC Ukeje

According to Ynaija, OC Ukeje’s wedding will hold on the Island on Saturday with both the traditional and white wedding taking place on the same day.

The wedding is however an intimate affair.

Meanwhile according to sources, his wife-to-be Ibukun Togonu who is currently based in Canada is an old flame newly rekindled.

OC Ukeje is said to have confirmed the report in a message sent out saying “Ibukun & I are gettin married. Pls come celebrate with us. We appreciate your prayers & hope 2 see you.”

Recall that the handsome actor, OC Ukeje in an interview earlier this year was quoted saying

PHOTO: Nollywood's Sylvester Madu Escapes Car Crash

 Nollywood actor, Sylvester Madu has reason to celebrate and thank his God this weekend as news has surfaced of how he miraculously escaped the cold hands of death.

The Nollywood actor had on Sunday November 2nd been involved in a horrible car accident as he headed from Awka to Asaba.
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According to African Spotlight, His car had allegedly somersaulted three times but the actor surprisingly escaped unhurt and without a scratch.
Read More: Kanu Nwankwo Helps Desmond Elliot Out

According to sources who witnessed the incident, people had rushed to help turn the car to its original position.

 Mr Madu has featured in several top Nollywood movies, which includes Power of Old 1&2, To Love An Angel 1&2 and many more.

Keshi Rejects Garba Lawal As Eagles' Coordinator

Less than two weeks after Stephen Keshi was restored as the head coach of the Super Eagles, latest reports indicate that the former Eagles’ captain and the Nigerian Football Federation, NFF, may have clashed once again.

According to Guardian newspaper report, the latest clash between Keshi and the NFF is as a result of some appointments made by the new board of the football house while Keshi was relieved of his duty.
It was gathered that among the changes made while Keshi was sacked included the appointment of ex-international, Garba Lawal, as the Super Eagles’ team co-ordinator.

Emmanuel Attah was the co-ordinator of the Eagles before the Amaju Pinnick led NFF board appointed Lawal.

Former Super Eagles player, Garba Lawal.

Investigation revealed that Keshi, who has overturned all appointments made by the NFF, has also asked that Lawal be replaced.

It  would be recalled that it was President Goodluck Jonathan that restored Keshi to his duty post as Super Eagles coach in preparation for the make or break qualifiers against Congo and South Africa.

Critics are of the opinion that Keshi’s refusal to work with his subordinates appointed by the NFF clearly shows that he is now more powerful than the NFF, his supposed employers.

A coach has the right to appoint his technical assistants, but the appointment of other backroom staff like team coordinator, media officer is the duty of the NFF, one of Keshi critics said.
However, it was no secret that Lawal was one of Keshi’s biggest critics following Eagles’ poor start to the 2015 Nations Cup qualifiers.

A source in the Eagle’s camp in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, informed that Keshi was not ready to work with Lawal as the team co-ordinator.

“Keshi is not the type to hold a grudge but I can tell you he wants Garba Lawal out,” a report by SL10.ng said.

“He is not asking for Emmanuel Attah (former team co-ordinator) to be re-appointed, but just anybody, not Garba Lawal, who devoted all of his time working against Keshi.”
Lawal was credited as saying he doesn’t care about Keshi returning as coach and said he has no regret leading calls for his sack earlier.

Speaking on the matter, NFF President, Amanju Pinnick, told Guardian on Tuesday that he was not aware of any cold war between Keshi and Lawal in Eagles’ camp.

Pinnick said: “I don’t know where such report is coming from. I am not aware of any problem between Keshi and Lawal. I have a meeting with Keshi in the next 30 minutes.”

UNIBEN Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists

A 300-level student of the University of Benin simply identified as James has been shot dead by suspected cultist.

He was reportedly shot on Monday night at Ekosodin community, a town mainly inhabited by students, The Nation reports.
James was a student of the department of Vocational and Technical Education.
According to an eyewitness account, James was going home after watching a football match at one of the viewing centres in the community when he was attacked by the assailants.

He said: “It might not be unconnected with cult activities on the campus. But he was aware of what happens at Ekosodin at nights. I just don’t know why he decided to risk his life like that.”

After he was shot, he was rushed to the Accident and Emergency Ward of the University of Benin Teaching Hospital, where doctors confirmed him dead.

His shattered head showed that he was shot at close range.
This is coming barely two weeks after one Gbenedio Heterogeneity, a 300-level student of the Department of Chemistry, was gruesomely murdered by unknown gunmen at the Ugbowo campus within the University.

Top-5 Signs On How Relationships Can Make You Sick

If you are always arguing with your partner, you are hurting yourself more than you think. All your emotional pain can really damage your physical health.
 
Read below to see how this can happen.

1. Immune system

When you are under stress, your body thinks that there is a threat. If you are doing it too often, your system becomes tired from being on the edge all the time. This exhaustion damages your immune system. And when it is not functioning right, you become more vulnerable to colds and flu.

2. Risk of high blood pressure

 When you are stressed, your blood pressure rises. Heart starts pushing blood faster to give you energy to deal with a threat. Even after you calmed down, your blood pressure remains high for some time. And if this process of stress is rather often, you can get chronic high blood pressure.

 3. Chronic headaches

You can get some chronic headaches because of your bad relationships. So you should avoid arguing for too long, if you used to suffer from headaches after quarrels.

4. High cholesterol

 If you eat some junk food when you are upset, it is a bad sign. Unhealthy food is the main contributor to high level of bad cholesterol.

 5. Risk for depression

Sometimes relationships can make you feel depressed. But real depression is something more serious. Depression makes you hate doing things you used to love. You can’t eat or sleep well. It can also cause such health problems like aches, pains, gastrointestinal issues or even alcohol abuse.
So you should remember that your relationships should make you love life. Take some actions to improve your relationships, so it wouldn’t make you sick.

Wanted UK Murderer Arrested In Nigeria

Police Intelligence Operatives have arrested on 23rd September, 2014, a 23-year-old murder suspect who fled to Nigeria from the United Kingdom.

According to the Inspector-General of Police, IGP Suleiman Abba CFR, Jeffery Azuka Okafor allegedly murdered Carl Beatson Asiedu on 1st August, 2009 in London.
However, the suspect was arrested in Asaba, Delta State, after a diligent search.
The IGP particularly praised the high level of professionalism displayed by the police operatives as well as the effective deployment of the Forces’ high tech-equipment in tracking the suspect.


He added that despite the fugitive’s frequent change of identity and locations, the operatives were still able to keep a tab on him without raising any suspicion. All the necessary required procedures to enable the handover of the fugitive to the UK Authorities have already been concluded.
The IGP further assures the International law enforcement communities that the Nigeria Police Force will always ensure that all fugitives that show up in Nigeria would be apprehended upon request and turned over accordingly.

Barman Stabbed By Customer For Staring

Kelvin Friday, a customer who visited a hotel located on Obokun Avenue, in the Ojodu area of Lagos, stabbed a barman, Simeon Tenebe, for staring at him and his girlfriend.

According to report, Friday and his girlfriend had gone to drink in the hotel and he accused the barman of being unpleasant while attending to him and his girlfriend.
Not long after, he accused him of staring at him and attacked him with a bottle of beer which he smashed on his head, inflicting injuries on him.
The attacker was later arrested and charged to court.

Baby Factory Exposed In Imo State, The Owner Arrested

A 52-year-old woman, Esther Akunmadu, was arrested for supposedly operating a baby factory by Officials of the Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corp (NSCDC) Imo state command in the Umutueke community in Imo state. 

The woman was detained for harbouring pregnant girls and women for the purpose of selling their babies after birth after a tip off from members of the community, a claim the suspect refused.
“She said she is a retired midwife and she runs a maternity home that has no name and no certificate,” the state NSCDC deputy commandant, Ade Micheal said.

According to the search at the alleged maternity home which Esther Akunmadu opened around a year ago she had four women and two one-week babies in the premises.

The NSCDC chief supposed that the woman bribed his men with N100,000 which they collected but showed before journalists.

Mrs Akunmadu denied operating a baby factory but disclosed corrupting the officials with N100,000.
The woman said the day the men came to search her maternity home, she was about going to the market to buy biscuits and sweets which she also sells and that when she saw the seriousness of the NSCDC officials, she gave them the money so that they could leave her alone and not slog her into any trouble.

Aneke Twins Reveal Truth About Themselves

Enugu based Nollywood identical twins, Aneke twins have made some revelations about themselves you need to know!

The twins who became popular in 2004 and have been waxing stronger and stronger since then, have talked about themselves in a new interview with SunNews. The twins who have starred in movies like  Desperate Twins, Jealous Friends and Revenge of The Gods and many more had so many things to say.

Read excerpts below:
What project are you currently working on?
We are working on premiering our new movie, it is entitled Onochie. And also, we are releasing two epic movies into the market very soon. They are entitled Heart of Isiaku and Adaora.
You have surely come a long way in Nollywood, what were your dreams growing up?
Our dream was very simple; we wanted to be employers of labour in whichever capacity. The reason for this was that we had a passion for the less privileged; we wanted to take care of the poor. Today, society has given so much to us, so we have to give back. We want to use this op­portunity to thank God for the grace and the talent He has bestowed on us.

Did you guys have other plans or was it that movies just happened and you flowed with it?
As young girls we had a lot of plans no doubt. In my own case, I, Chidiebere, wanted to be a banker and my twin sister, Chidimma, wanted to be a broadcaster. But we thank God for our chosen career today; acting has given us a name.
Have you had any situation where you went for an audition, one got the role while the other got dumped?
Yes, we had a series of situations like that. We went for an audition and one of us got selected while the other was dum ped!
So how did you handle it? Did the dumped one get envious?
No, we were always together helping each other in interpreting our roles with­out feeling envy. We knew we needed each other, so no matter what happened, we stood by each other; there was never an issue of envy.
What dislikes do you share con­cerning the male gender?
We both don’t like arrogant and proud people.
What are the major challenges that come with being actresses especially since you are twins?
People recognize us everywhere we go; we can’t hide. We have lost our privacy.
How do you manage fame?
We manage fame only by the Grace of God. It has not been easy but with God, all things are possible.
Which of your movies would you say has been your most challeng­ing?
For me, Chidimma, it is Onochie, the movie that will be premiered soon. I played the role of a man; a prince to be precise, while for my sister, Chidiebere, it is Broken Ambition were she played the role of an imbecile.
You are ripe for marriage. Why the delay despite being celebrities?
We are not delaying anything; God’s time is the best. It is written in the Holy Book that he that findeth and not she that findeth; it is the he that will find us (laughter).
Are you in any relationship now?
(Laughter) Please, we don’t talk about our private life in public.
Who are the lucky men in your lives?
Please we will not talk about that as well (more laughter).
Have you fought over a man in movies or real life?
In real life no! In movies, yes! For details you could check out films like Broken Ambition, Compulsory Risk, and Broken Soul.
Has having a twin sister been an advantage or a curse?
Being twins is an advantage and we thank God.
Could you share the experience that made the both of you cry?
Our father’s death devastated us. We miss him but God needs him most.
Which actors influenced you when you were coming up?
The actors that influenced us were Gen­evieve Nnaji, Mama G and Omotola; they are so true to life in role interpretation.
How do you handle male fans who want to have an affair with any of you?
We handle them like every other person who is interested in us; we handle them very well (laughter).
What advice do you have for up-and-coming actors and actresses?
Our advice to the up-and-coming is for them to be humble, patient, prayerful and above all, trust and believe in God.
Tell us about your recent awards and who are you dedicating them to?
By the grace of God we did receive awards in London. One of them was the Diamond Special Recognition Awards Worldwide. We received it for our hard work and humanitarian drive.

Man Rapes Two Sisters, Infects Them With HIV

A 32-year-old man, Mr. Terkura Iorpuu, has been arrested by the police for allegedly raping and infecting his lover’s children with HIV.

According to Punch Metro, the suspect who was arraigned before a chief magistrate’s court in Makurdi, Benue state was said to have raped the two girls aged eight and six.
Apparently it was learnt that the suspect, Terkura Iorpuu and his lover Mrs. Mson Tor, the mother of the two girls raped had been HIV positive for over a year and had been using anti-retroviral drugs.
The suspect, Terkura Iorpuu’s evil deed was exposed after the girls when questioned  revealed that it was their mother’s boyfriend that raped them.
The girls started walking in an unusual manner and were subsequently taken to Hemko Hospital, Makurdi for medical examination where a test was carried out and it was discovered that the girls had been defiled through “forceful penetration”.

Medical examination also showed that the two sisters were HIV positive.

The magistrate, Lilian Tsumba, adjourned till December 4 for further mentioning and ordered that the accused be remanded in prison.

Widow Raped By Her In-law In Kaduna

A 32-year-old widow was reportedly raped by her in-law in Gwantu, Sanga Local Government Area of Kaduna State, Daily Trust reports.

The suspects whose names were given as Yaro Juham and Anthony Danjuma have been arrested and remanded to a Kaduna Central Prison by a Chief Magistrate Court on the charges of rape.
The state Police Public Relations Officer, Aminu Lawan, who made this known to journalists, revealed that the suspects carried out the nefarious act on October 16, 2014. He confirmed that the first suspect, Yaro Juham, is a distant relation of the widow’s late husband.
“At about 2 a.m. of that day, the two suspects went into the house of the widow and forced themselves in,” Lawan said.
The force spokesman further disclosed that the suspects asked the widow to bring out all her valuables, but was only able to provide N850.00, which they collected, and brought out a knife which they allegedly used in cutting off her finger before raping her.

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Lawan said the first suspect, Yaro Juham, had carnal knowledge with the woman and when he was done, the second suspect, Anthony Danjuma, also took his turn.

Keshi Might Return As Super Eagles Coach

Reports circulating in the media allege that former Super Eagles coach Stephen Keshi was asked to resume his duties for the AFCON qualifiers.


Eagles’ ex Big Boss, whose contract with the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) expired in summer, after the team’s quit from the World Cup tournament, then managed the team for 4 qualifying matches of the African Cup of Nations (AFCON) on the interim basis.
However a day after the the Super Eagles defeated Sudan 3-1 in a must-win match for Nigeria, Keshi was relieved from his job by the NFF led by its new president Amaju Pinnick. The football body appointed former coach Shaibu Amodu in an interim capacity.

Cameroun boy

I was privileged to help a Lecturer compile
the
results of those being
examined and was stunned by the way some
students answered the
examination questions.
One of them responding to the question,
“What is public
relation?”
began his answer this way:
“Dear Madam,
thank you very much for this pertinent and
well
deserved question.
It shows how good and motherly you are. In
fact, of all the
lecturers in
this university, you are one of the best and
God
will surely reward you.
Before I answer the great question, let me
first of
all ask about your
husband and children, praying and believing
that they are
swimming in
the ocean of good health.
Now to answer your question, public relation
is
simply all your
relations who come out in the public.
For instance, the brother of our Governor
can say that the
Governor is his public
relation.

FUNNY

Cameroun boy sends his girlfriend who
lives in another town a letter
which reads "I am sorry, but i'm in
love wit a young,cute, beautiful,
sexy, adorable, intelligent and
awesome lady, so i want us to end our
relationship. Since i no longer
love u, send me back my photo.
The girl sends him a reply in
return stamped envelope
containing 50 photos of different
guys. Her reply reads "I don't remember ur face,
so please select
ur photo and send de remaining
ones back to me - "Thanks
ONE WORD FOR CAMEROUN BOY???

CAMEROUN BOY AND TEACHER

cameroun boy was asked in class by his teacher..

teacher: was the past tense of big

camerounboy; very simple BIGGER

wit joy in her mind she assked again
teacher: can you make a sentence with bigger

camerounboy; yes ma!!! (teacher do you known dat you are bigger than my mum)

one word for cameroun boy d joker

cameroun boy jokes

1. Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I
should break up? Don't you know that Love is all
about forgiveness.
2. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can
finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating
5000 people.
3.How can a pastor be preaching about charity and put
a password on Church WIFI?
4.A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in
the US Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and
looks like he hasn't forgotten.
5.When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see the
person owing you money, what will you do?
6.One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is
enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall
in love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
7.When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at
the moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity
company) took the light or they are waiting for the
smell of the insecticide to subside.
8.I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription
"Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had
a range rover.
9.If you want to change the world, do it now that you
are still single, because when you get married, you
can't even change the T.V station.
Which Number(s) you love??

A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice. The waitress comes over and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman says, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door."

check dis out

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring
.
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.

Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?

cameroun boy lodge

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
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Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
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Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
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Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.
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Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
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Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile
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Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly.
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
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Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosicals!
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Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
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Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story
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Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
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Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because there’s no one else to wag it for him.
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Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
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Q: Why did the lamb cross the road?
A: To get to the baaaaarber shop!
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Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
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Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
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Q: Where do you put barking dogs?
A: In a barking lot.
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Q: What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A: A road hog.
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Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
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A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
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Q: What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?
A: Me-ow!
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Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
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Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
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Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!
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Q: Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A: In his trunk!
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Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
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Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday!
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Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A: A milkshake!
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Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Nothing, peanuts don’t talk.
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Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No I deer!
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Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!
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Q: How are elephants and trees alike?
A: They both have trunks!
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Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom!
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Q: What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
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Q. How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put him in the front seat.
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Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
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Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
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Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
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Q: Where does a ten ton elephant sit?
A: Anywhere it wants to!
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Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Q: What do you get when you plant a frog?
A: A cr-oak tree.
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Q: What is the quietest kind of a dog?
A: A hush puppy.
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Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.
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Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.
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There were two cows in a field. The first cow said “moo” and the second cow said “baaaa.” The first cow asked the second cow, “why did you say baaaa?” The second cow said, “I’m learning a foreign language.”
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Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
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Q: Why do you bring fish to a party?
A: Because it goes good with chips.
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Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: The price of bacon would go up.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?
A: Take away his shovel!
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Q: What did the frog say when he heard “time flies when you are having fun?”
A: Time is fun when you’re having flies!
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Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
A: It gave a little wine!
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Q: Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
A: To hide in a bag of M&M’s.
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Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
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Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night. When it came time to pay, the skunk didn’t have a scent, the deer didn’t have a buck so they put the meal on the duck’s bill.
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Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
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Q: What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A: A cheetah!
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.
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Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A skunk with a rash.
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Q: What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?
A: Five after one.
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Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
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Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!
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Q: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
A: The banana split!
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Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.
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Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
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Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
A: With flood lighting.
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Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: With a cowculator.
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Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure.
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible.
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Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people.
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Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish.
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Q: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A: He was tired of working for peanuts.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, “moo” and the other one says, “That’s what I was going to say.”
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Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”
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Q: What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
A: A woolen jumper!
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Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
A: Glass flippers.
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Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
A: Catfish
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Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny.
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Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew.
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Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Q: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A: Plug its nose.
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Q: What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?
A: A mouse on vacation.
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Q: What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?
A: Sir.
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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra.
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Q: What is a cow’s favorite place?
A: The mooseum.
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Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.
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Q: What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?
A: Decalfinated!
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Q: What do you call a mad elephant?
A: An earthquake.
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Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
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Q: What is King Arthur’s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish
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Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Q: What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?
A: A coat of arms.
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Q: What kind of dog always runs a fever?
A: A hot dog!
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Q: What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?
A: Bison!
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Q: What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.
A: A cow on a skateboard.
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Q: Why don’t bears wear shoes?
A: What’s the use, they’d still have bear feet!
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Q: What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
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Q: What does a calf become after it’s 1 year old?
A: 2 years old.
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Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaa.”
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Q: How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
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Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because his feet stink!
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Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
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Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment.
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Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.
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Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle!
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First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy!
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Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
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Q: What do you call a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.
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Q: What pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.
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Q: What’s worse than a centipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!
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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: The chicken wasn’t around yet.
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Q: What kind of cars do cats drive?
A: Catillacs!
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Q: What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?
A: A buck.
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Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-cola.
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Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite drink?
A: Gator-Ade.
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Q: What do you call snake with no clothes on?
A: Snaked.
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
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Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A: To the mooooooovies.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try and try and try-ceratops!
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Q: What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?
A: A kitten.
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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.
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Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.
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Q: Why can’t hippos ride bicycles?
A: Bike helmets don’t fit hippos!
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Q: What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni.
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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra.
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Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.
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Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!
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Q: What do you call a messy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!
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Q: What do you call a cow that twitches?
A: Beef jerky
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Q: What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A: Is that you mommy?
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Q: What is a lion’s favorite state?
A: Maine
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Q: Where do horses live?
A: In the neigh-borhood.
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Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Because they don’t fit on a ironing board!
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Q: What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
A: Mice krispies
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Q: What is a frog’s favorite year?
A: Leap Year
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Q: What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A: A Dogwood!
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Q: What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A: A swordfish!
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Q: What is a horse’s favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
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Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are black and white.
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Q: How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
A: I don’t know. I didn’t think sheep could knit!
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Q: What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?
A: A dino-sore!
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Q: What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?
A: Squash!

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Champions League: Arsenal beaten blue and black by Borussia Dortmund

Arsenal started their 2014/2015 Champions League campaign in the worst possible way,losing 2-0 away to Borussia Dortmund in their first game of the group stages.

In a game that was completed one sided,Arsenal didn't turn up for the party as they were totally overran by the Germans.

Jurgen Klopp's Dortmund dominated Arsene Wenger's Arsenal,who were second best in all departments of the game.

Both teams had injury worries coming into the match with key players sitting out the game.

Arsenal were missing players like Mathieu Debuchy, Olivier Giroud,Nacho Monreal and Theo Walcott. While Dortmund seemed the worst hit: Marco Reus, Ilkay Gundogan,Nurin Sahin, Kirch, Kuba, Piszczek and Matts Hummels all missed the game.

Dortmund dictated everything that happened in the game,battering their opposition and it took a yeoman's job from Laurent Koscienly to be able to repel them for some time.

However,he couldn't stop Ciro Immobile who was the direct opposite of his name,racing through Arsenal's defence and scoring a solo goal,just at the stroke of half-time.

It was as if the wall caved in on Arsenal and they further opened up in the second half,allowing Pierre Aubameyang space to add to their misery in the game.

The truth is that Arsenal was the second best and none of their players stepped up to the plate when needed.

Mikel Arteta was constantly exposed and Mesut Ozil further showed lack of brilliance to change the complexion of the proceedings for his team.

Danny Welbeck further justified why Manchester United sold him in the summer,missing a handful of chances that he should have buried.

He got at least three chances that he should have taken advantage of,but he fluffed his efforts.
Dortmund would have at least gotten five goals if they had taken all their chances,with Henrikh Mkhitaryan missing a lot of the chances.

Arsenal will go back,knowing that they have to do a lot if they are to make it out of their group

Results of Champions League Matchday 1
Juventus 2 - 0 Malmö
Olympiakos 3 - 2 Atletico Madrid
Liverpool 2 - 1 Ludogorets
Real Madrid 5 - 1 FC Basel
Benfica 0 - 2 Zenit St Petersburg
Monaco 1 - 0 Bayer Leverkusen
Dortmd 2 - 0 Arsenal
Galatasaray 1 - 1 Anderlecht

No Reason Schools Shouldn't Resume on Sept. 22 - Health Minister

The Minister of Health, Prof. Onyebuchi Chukwu, on Friday at a media briefing in Lagos said that there was no reason why schools should not reopen on Sept. 22.

``It is for the commissioners of education to advise the principals, at least for public schools, as well as private schools on when they can reopen.

``The ministry of health is like what the weather people are to the nation.

“They will tell you that the weather will be sunny, stormy or there will be heavy downpour, but they can never directly, for example, stop any plane from flying.

``It is for the aviation people to take the advice and combine with other factors to decide whether flights will take off or not.

``So, I want to make it clear that from the technical point of view, there is absolutely no reason why any school, except if they have other problems that are not medical, cannot reopen,’’ he said.

``So, when the minister of education, working with the commissioners of education, said they have revised the opening of schools from 13th Oct to 22nd of Sept., we have nothing against that.

`` If we did, we would have objected or let them know,’’ he said.

Chukwu said the resumption would also give opportunity for children to be taught about EVD.

He also advised people not to relax as EVD was being contained. ``Luckily, we are still winning. Schools have to reopen. But that doesn’t mean we should go to sleep." he said.

Nigerians Urged to Use the Female Condom

Stakeholders in the health sector in a joint statement issued by Mrs Esther Agbarakwe and Mrs Nwabundo Onyeabo on behalf of the organisers of the 2014 Global Female Condom Day in Abuja on Tuesday stressed the importance of increasing public awareness on the use of female condoms in Nigeria and sub-Saharan Africa.

``In 2009, around 26 million female condoms were provided through international and non-governmental funding sources, compared to 10.7 million in 2006.

``However, the global distribution of female condoms is still far less than that of male condoms as it is currently not a well-known product, with only 13 per cent of persons having heard of the female condom, and much fewer have ever used one,’’ the statement said.

It said that though the campaign for female condom use in Nigeria had been in the media for some time, stakeholders in the sector had identified strategies that could improve condom use among women.

According to the statement, the Society for Family Health (SFH) currently creates demand through innovative mass media campaigns and advocacy to key community and opinion leaders, and distributes female condoms nationwide.

It said that the government in collaboration with stakeholders had in the past promoted the distribution of over three million female condoms as part of its campaign against the spread of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs).

``The effectiveness of the female condom cannot be over emphasised as when used perfectly, its failure rate is below 5 per cent and it can be inserted up to five hours before sex.

``The principle behind its operation is basically the same as the male version: it provides a barrier to the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse that can lead to HIV transmission.

``Strong grassroots intervention, interpersonal communication and elimination of inhibiting cultural and social beliefs are keys to promoting increased female condom use in Nigeria,’’ it said.

The statement said that the country programme activities for Global Female Condom Day will hold from 13 to 16 Oct. and would include providing support for large scale female condom programming in Nigeria.

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NYSC Batch C 2014: Group Says NYSC Has No Justification for Monetizing Its Online Registration

A youth pressure group, Advocate for Collective Transformation, ACT, yesterday insisted that prospective National Youth Service Corps, NYSC, members must receive their call-up letters free from any medium, saying NYSC has no justification for monetizing its online registration platform.

ACT in a statement signed by its President, Tayo Fashogbon and National Secretary, Isaac Ifetoluwa Ajayi said the fees negate the higher call to national duty.

The youth group said it was not against the introduction of online registrations for prospective corps members, but forcing Nigerian graduates to pay in any all means before serving their own country.

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Chioma Okafor Wins Miss Intercontinental Nigeria 2014 Beauty Pageant

Chioma Okafor, a 21-year-old undergraduate who contested as Miss Bayelsa has won the 2014 edition of the Miss Intercontinental Nigeria Beauty Pageant 2014.

Okafor defeated 29 other contestants to emerge victorious in the competition held in Lagos. Miss Lagos, Scarlet Shotade, was the first runner-up, while Miss Abia, Sopuruchi Onwuka, was the second runner-up.

With the win, Okafor also claimed a grand prize of N2.5 million, a brand new car and the chance to represent Nigeria at the Miss Intercontinental World Beauty Pageant holding in Jordan later this year. The first runner-up got N1.5 million, while the second runner-up received N1 million.

Flytime Events Offers One Free Table to Watch 'Bovi Man On Fire' with Ashanti and Jarule

As the October 3, 2014 date for the 'Bovi Man On Fire,' which will feature performances from American music stars, Ashanti and Jarule draws closer, Flytime Events, one of the official promoters of the show has reeled out an opportunity for Nigerians and residents of Lagos to win a free table at the prestigious event.

According to Flytime, to win a free table, interested individuals are expected to: Buy 2 VIP tickets online on NaijaTicketShop.com or QuickTeller.com, leave an e-mail or phone contact so they can be reached. The interested person is then expected to follow Flytime Events and Flytime Promotions on Twitter and Facebook respectively as the winner will be announced via this platforms and an e-mail sent to the winner on September 28, 2014.

Physical tickets (N5,000 and N25,000) can be bought only at NaijaTicketShop Stands at Silverbird Cinemas in VI and Ikeja, Ozone Cinemas and Eko Hotel. The event holds at the Eko Convention Centre.

Princess, Nigerian Comedian Blames Media for Her Failed Marriage

Princess, chubby Nigerian comedian whose marriage crashed two weeks after her May 2013 wedding in Lagos has revealed how the media played a very integral role in the crash of her marriage adding that her marriage also suffered from irreconcilable differences.

Speaking on YNaija's 'Rubbin Minds,' on her failed marriage, Princess (born Princess Oluwadamilola Adekoya) said, "It's like a mystery. It was based on the fact that individual differences came up and after the two weeks when the marriage ended, I didn't think it was something of joy for me to start announcing to everyone. My family and the guy's family believed that we could all make it work so we started trying to see how... and then I think around July, things came back, wasn't too smooth but we were determined to make it work and that is the most important thing but when everything finally ended, it was really very painful and all that but I didn't tell anybody.

"So December 26, I decided to let the cat out of the bag. You know I was facing so many things you know...I was pregnant twice in a year according to some bloggers. So all I said was... It was a joke... It was meant to let the story land softly... 'the marriage has ended' ...and I started seeing people pressing their phones immediately and I was like who are you talking to? Are you trying to tell Linda Ikeji or something?... Anyways, people were saying so many things on the day of the wedding. I didn't know but on our honeymoon, someone directed us to the internet and that was were most of the problems started - things about me - things about the guy and there is so much pressure that each person can take. I was like 'common people write stuff' but the guy was like, 'are you kidding me?' The marriage ended due to irreconcilable differences but then the negative media contributed to it," she said.

Jay Z Confirms Beyonce is Pregnant With Second Child, Reveals Baby Bump

If the words of Jay Z, American rap star and the physical manifestation/body language of Beyonce, Grammy-winning singer are to be considered strong pointers, then Beyonce is pregnant with her second baby.

A source close to a Def Jam executive was told in July that Beyonce was pregnant but out of respect for the couple and the camp, the news was kept under wraps bearing in mind that the couple suffered a loss when Beyonce had a miscarriage some years back.

Interestingly, in the last two weeks, Beyonce has been caught on camera with what appears to be alcoholic beverages and to further clear the suspicion and uncertainty, her husband, Jay Z confirmed her pregnancy when he altered the lyrics of the song 'Beach is Better' and rapped, "... Cos she pregnant with another one.” While singing new lyrics, he cupped his hand over what seemed to be a small baby bump shown off by Beyonce's tight outfit! Also, a new costume for Beyonce's sexy song, “Partition” also showed a bump

Timaya Releases New Album, 'Epiphany,' Tracklist Photo

Timaya, rave singer, Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa and CEO of DM Records has released his 5th solo album titled 'Epiphany.'

The album boasts of 16 songs with 4 bonus/additional tracks. As expected, his previous hit singles over the past year, like Ekoloma Demba, Ukwu and Bom Bom Remix (with Sean Paul) are also on the album.

Major features on the album include Olamide, Phyno, Terry G, Patoranking, Shina Peters and 2baba, with production credits going to Young D, Orbeat, Sarz, Popito, Masterkraft, T-Spize, Jez Blenda, Drey Beatz and Kenny.

12 Nigerian Soldiers Sentenced to Death For Mutiny

On Tuesday, a court-martial in Abuja sentenced 12 Nigerian soldiers to death by firing squad for mutiny.

The court, which handed the judgment at 1.35a.m., also handed a one-month jail sentence to one soldier and freed five others.

The condemned soldiers are Cpl. Jasper Braidolor, Cpl. David Musa, Lance Cpl. Friday Onun, Lance Cpl. Yusuf Shuaibu, Lance Cpl. Igomu Emmanuel and Pte. Andrew Ngbede. The others are Pte. Nurudeen Ahmed, Pte. Ifeanyi Alukhagbe, Pte. Alao Samuel, Pte. Amadi Chukwudi, Pte. Allan Linus and Lance Cpl. Stephen Clement.

The President of the Court, Brig.-Gen. C.C. Okonkwo, while announcing the sentences, however, said that the decisions were subject to "confirmation’’.

Eighteen soldiers were arraigned on a six-court charge bordering on inciting mutiny against the GOC, 7 Division, Maimalari Barracks in Maiduguri, Maj-Gen. Ahmed Mohammed, on May 14.

While five of the accused were discharged and acquitted, Pte. Ichocho Jeremiah was sentenced to 28 days imprisonment with hard labour for being absent without official leave.

The 12 condemned men were found guilty of munity, which attracts death by firing squad, and also sentenced to life in jail for criminal conspiracy and attempt to commit murder.

Cpl. David Luhbut, Cpl. Muhammed Sani, Pte. Iseh Ubong, Pte. Sabastine Gwaba and Pte. Inama Samuel were set free by the court.

Nigeria Education

Ebola: Anambra, Rivers, Others Ready for Sept. 22 Resumption—Education Commissioners

Several State Commissioners of Education have expressed readiness of their state primary and secondary schools to resume on September 22, following the insistence by the Federal Government that the resumption date would not be extended. They stressed that adequate measures have been put in place to contain any possible outbreak of the deadly Ebola Virus Diseases, EVD, in schools.

Those that gave assurances of their preparedness were the commissioners for education of Anambra, Edo, Ogun, Rivers, as well as the special adviser to Governor Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State on Information and Strategy.

Speaking to #VANGUARD, the Anambra State Commissioner for Education, Prof. Kate Omenugha, affirmed the State’s readiness to tackle the scourge even before the directive by the Minister of Education on September 5. Omenugha said: “Even before the meeting with the Minister of Education, in Abuja, on September 5, Anambra has been proactive in preventing the EVD from gaining entrance into the State. At the moment, we have trained 1, 044 Head teachers of Primary Schools, 21 Education Secretaries, as well as 256 Secondary School principals.”

Similarly, the Edo State Commissioner for Higher Education (Secondary, Tertiary and Technical), Barr. Washington Osifo, who said FG’s directive for schools to resume September 22, has been accepted by the State government, indicated, “Yes, the September 22 resumption is not a fluke. It is already on ground. Our judgment was based on expert information given us by those saddled with the responsibility of certifying that schools are safe to resume. We organized training for teachers on September 11, 12 and 13, across the three senatorial districts. This does not only include public school teachers, but also private school teachers and at no cost to them. Although, since the outbreak of the EVD, Edo State has been certified 100 per cent Ebola free, but the reason for the trainings we have embarked upon is not just to contain Ebola, but other contagious diseases that go with improper hygiene common among children.”

According to the Ogun State Commissioner for Education, Segun Odubela, “We are ready to resume on September 22 as proposed by the Federal Government. The training of teachers on how to curb the spread of Ebola, would commence on Tuesday and end on Thursday, at four centres in the state.”

The Commissioner for Education, Rivers State, Dame Alice Lawrence-Nemi, said the state commenced training for teachers on Monday. She said: “Today, we started the training for teachers both in public and private schools on the Ebola Virus Disease EVD,” adding that “the training was done in all the senatorial districts of the state.”

In the same vein, the Lagos State government in a statement signed by the Special Adviser to Governor Babatunde Fashola on Information and Strategy, Alhaji Lateef Raji, reads: “Concerning the resumption of all public and private nursery, primary and secondary schools for the 2014/2015 session, Lagos State Government supports the September 22, 2014 date, which was announced by the Federal Government after a national consultation on efforts to contain the Ebola Virus Disease (EVD) in Nigeria.”

Collapsed building

It was earlier reported that a total of 131 people were injured in the collapse of the hostel, which housed Nigerian and foreign followers of the popular preacher and televangelist TB Joshua
.
Joshua's network of churches and a television station have attracted people from around the world to Lagos with promises of receiving miracles and prophecies from the man followers dub "The Prophet".

Joshua has suggested that a low-flying aircraft was responsible for the collapse and released security camera footage apparently showing a plane flying four times over the hostel before its collapse.

Ikotun is located to the west of Lagos's international aircraft.

The preacher has not commented directly on the deaths and initially claimed that only a few people were injured but on Sunday tweeted: "No matter how long a lie is sustained, truth will someday prevail."
Rescuers say the building was overburdened by additional floors being constructed on top of its existing foundations.

Lagos state government officials are investigating the cause of the collapse.

67 South Africans killed in Nigeria building collapse

Cape Town – Sixty-seven South Africans have died after a building at the Synagogue Church of All Nations collapsed on Friday, according to the presidency.
In a statement released on Tuesday spokesperson Mac Maharaj said: “I am greatly saddened to announce that 67 South Africans died and scores of others sustained injuries, after a building at the Synagogue Church of All Nations collapsed on Friday, 12 September 2014, in Lagos, in the Federal Republic of Nigeria.”
The last death toll from the collapsed guesthouse at a mega-church in Nigeria was reported at 57 earlier on Tuesday.
Maharaj said: “Our thoughts are with the families, friends and colleagues that have lost their loved ones in this heart-breaking tragedy. The whole nation shares the pain of the mothers, fathers, daughters and sons who have lost their loved ones. We are all in grief.”
He directed the relevant government departments and entities to act with the utmost urgency to ensure that the presidency facilitate the movement of relevant family members to Nigeria, to identify the bodies.
“Government will keep the public informed of developments around this tragedy.”

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Ghanaian Director Finger An Actress Then Goes About Asking Others to SNIFF IT

If you think Ghanaian movies are interesting and sometimes scandalous, we are telling you what happens on set when some of these movies are being shot can be far interesting and scandalous…
Perhaps it is out of desperation that an actress (either rising or established) would allow such to happen, and not walk off the set but smile throughout to shoot a movie being directed by the same man who subjected her to such an unbearable contempt.
On-Ghanaian movie-set-relationships and banging adventures are nothing new to write about. It is either some of the actors are hanky panking with some of the actresses or the directors are having their fair share of the national cake, backed by their elevated positions as those in charge of affairs.
And most happen on set when the actors and actresses are camped—and some continue off set too. We’ve heard some scandalous on set happenings where actors and actresses have been caught in the act but since most of them are adults, there is mostly no news element in such happenings.
But what we are about to tell you will shock you and probably, get you to be more interesting in the behind the scene happenings, rather than the movies that hit our screens.
GhanaCelebrities.Com has been told that, a director on a Ghanaian movie set redefined ‘taking the piss’ by subjecting a Ghanaian actress (fair in complexion) to contempt when he came out of a room he was locked in with the actress—only to have his fingers become the star of the moment.
Having spent some time in the room with the actress and doing things with his fingers, the director came out and pulled aside some of the actors and behind the scene guys he was cool with (including some women) to sniff his fingers to have a feel of how the Tonga of this actress smells. Pretty disgusting!
And when the actress got to know about what the director had done, she still endured the pain and disrespect by shooting the movie.
Considering the fact that most of these actors and actresses are NEVER paid or paid peanuts, it is crazy that an actress allowed this to be done to her on set. But I guess, being a movie star or staying in the limelight means more than anything to some of these young women.
Of course, the director is a damn LOSER!

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