cameroun boy jokes

1. Dangote's daughter cheated on me and you say I
should break up? Don't you know that Love is all
about forgiveness.
2. Beloved sisters in the Lord, if your boyfriend can
finish 5 loafs of bread and 2 fishes; you are dating
5000 people.
3.How can a pastor be preaching about charity and put
a password on Church WIFI?
4.A boy I beat up back then in primary school is now in
the US Army. He poses with guns on Facebook, and
looks like he hasn't forgotten.
5.When you are kissing your girlfriend and you see the
person owing you money, what will you do?
6.One stone is enough to break a glass, one word is
enough to break a heart, one second is enough to fall
in love BUT Why is one chapter not enough to pass
exams?
7.When you see a Nigerian couple outside staring at
the moon, It's either NEPA (Nigeria's Electricity
company) took the light or they are waiting for the
smell of the insecticide to subside.
8.I just saw a Tricycle (Keke Napep) with an inscription
"Trust No woman" I have a feeling that guy once had
a range rover.
9.If you want to change the world, do it now that you
are still single, because when you get married, you
can't even change the T.V station.
Which Number(s) you love??