teachers can lie

Cameroun boy and his friend was arguing in the class, when the teacher entered the class and said "why are you two arguing"

cameroun boy: uncle we found a big of money near the toilet, and we decided to give it out to any student that can lie well.
 teacher: you both should be ashamed of yourselves, when i was in your age, i don't lie and i don't even fall in class..

after the teacher's talk cameroun boy gave the money to the teacher... 

PRANK

An English teacher entered the class and wrote a word/name "cameroun boy d comedian",
i know 94% will be too lazy to actually read the word/name EVEN YOU

CAMEROUN BOY AND WIFE

Cameroun boy and his wife was watching a movie.. after some seconds the movie ended.

cameroun boy: oh God! this is so disappointing, imagine it only lasted for 35 seconds.

wife: thank God for them oh, good now you will know how i always feel, when you last only for 30 seconds on bed

18 ABOVE SHOULD READ very funny

18 ABOVE SHOULD READ
One day a cameroun boy and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the lady parted her legs, the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" Cameroun boy immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit." Cameroun boy being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "Okay, what I'm going to do is rub some honey over the tip of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my penis, I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina. Cameroun boy nodded and gave his approval. The lady said, "Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, entered the woman. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should try further." The lady began to quiver with excitement, moaning aloud. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself. Cameroun boy became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the hell do you think you're doing?" The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!".
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